i've been fretting twittering away about squirrels lately writes want follow you'll glad know tweet about many other topics here sample tweets just flavor back july more tomatoes stolen others nibbled right vine tempted catch red-pawed scape-squirrel will buying chicken wire protect garden neighbor said your yard like squirrel grocery store said yeah they're shoplifting tweet left just monday after putting hours into rigging complicated contraption around four tomato plants squirrels continues starting feel like loony toons character who's obsessed attempts thwart mouse clearly squirrels have gotten more than just tomatoes they've gotten they're head chattering scampering mocking squirrels were first thing thought when gained consciousness this morning they're main reason won't able write dining room table today tomato plants through dining room windows we've happily harvested good number perfect yellow pear tomatoes which squirrels don't seem like color shape that plant's highly visible position each time more traditional varieties starts turn from orange with monitoring several times disappears moments seems before we're about pick we've lost dozen more large tomatoes this have tasted even even though might seem like trying squirrels they after wild rodents with brains smaller than cherry tomato itself they can't actually mocking playing with mind right even though seems like they're sitting tree artfully aiming black walnuts head they're actually precise creatures right right feel driven kill living creature first time life sure i've accidentally stepped ants purposely slapped mosquitoes squashed slugs i've never felt this kind survivalist drive protect what's mine about cost almost don't want admit this flattened squirrel street neighborhood yesterday felt certain satisfaction it's ugly feeling even it's that people shoes would share they're only tomatoes course don't want overstate situation possible parallels much larger scarier scenarios society parallel goes like this nurture create something good beautiful even it's small matter what feel thwarted every turn begin feel helpless hopeless before long just angry want lash make someone essentially feel intense urge enact justice when think about like this humbled also grateful that only situation life that really makes feel this that deals with squirrels tomatoes scores people community certainly around world feel this about their very lives when comes squirrels convinced that have more compassion more peaceful heart when comes greater injustices world more convinced than ever responsibility something that will help these vicious societal cycles 