clearly wants write something about signs wait don't leave signs end-time signs talking about kind that some people like front churches along highways store windows think supposed write about them because recently sign encounters first when jason drove university avenue last weekend it's main east-west thoroughfare town drive often vacuum cleaner store pass always sign displaying some fundamentalist-sounding religious statement typically says something like jesus saves blood jesus wash clean always look even though really don't want sort look roadkill makes cringe don't people feel compelled advertise their beliefs like that fire brimstone their place business less some reason there's something extra strange about displaying such proclamations window vacuum cleaner store that people vacuum don't need jesus just strikes extra funny anyway drove this weekend noticed store owner recently changed sign this kirby bags belts shampoo sold here only jesus prevent eternal fires didn't know whether laugh spray paint scrawl christians like that somewhere nearby these types signs think they're pointing jesus accounts jesus show lived life compassion love sign like this points away from compassion love really worked about these things that moment chose instead laugh jason started brainstorming better sign ideas mean really store owner must such signs window least could clever about about living without jesus like living vacuum suggested nice jason said what about jesus suck your jesus sweep your soul said your dust bunnies remember jesus vacuum cleaner never needs replacement bags added anyway with have sign ideas must share them with rest this story about signs took more serious turn which will tell about tomorrow 