short while this weekend bright ford expedition parked driveway next silver toyota prius didn't unnoticed especially liberal tree-hugging neighborhood jason's line became we're trying kind carbon offsetting make driving prius long mine like irony real story this jason's which comfortably seats three girls back seat unexpectedly spending weekend dealership waiting brake part plans sunday daytrip michigan where were meeting parents aunt cousin visiting from zealand pretty clear that weren't going manage five people cooler kinds beach gear prius six-hour drive called rental company saturday morning only vehicle they left that gave more room than prius ford expedition with somewhat guilty consciences weighing guzzling problem against fact that don't drive daily basis went with rental seemed somewhat average-sized only after arrived home parked vehicles side side driveway realize what done this perspective ford expedition horsepower engine that's pound-feet torque you're curious it's capable towing over pounds something which equivalent three priuses average sized it's nearly feet taller than little -cylinder horsepower scooter affectionate name prius make matters worse bright know when comes fashion sense dressing very large woman bright dress does make look smaller frankly embarrassing prius contrast automotive equivalent sensible shoe it's much look sure makes feel good when it's said done goes without saying that environmental connotations driving expedition were list reasons embarrassed take some pride vehicle driving beast that guzzles nearly four times amount fuel travel same distance seems excessive like wearing stilettos park we're that exemplary when comes natural resources don't ride bicycles grocery store collect rainwater later garden we're two-car family jason's isn't exactly economy freely condition house when begin feeling uncomfortably warm don't enforce military showers although we've considered least girls really can't we're environmentally above driving horsepower thug think what made uncomfortable expedition sheer overarching excess vehicle represents everything about bigger stronger than needs before even left house encouraged packing sprawl much space were tempted bring manner things didn't need just trip beach station took over fill that's gallon tank once road expedition took certain attitude that really doesn't match personalities felt somehow apologetic whole time jason seated away from that difficult comfortably hold hands guess driving something that typically doesn't want hold hands girls however were thrilled knew they would riding them equivalent getting watch movies drink much they want must admit made dunes with less complaining than generally hear from back three skinny girls were spread over enough space adults should hope they were comfortable experience unfortunately urged them what excess tends urge want more next time they want rent really with player 